Tuesday, August 4, 2015

Nice Try, Tojo!

The above pics are of Tojo's unsuccessful attempt to kill himself as some hard-charging GI's were breaking down his door to arrests his ass!  Even with a bulls eye marked on his chest by a doctor for him to aim directly at his heart, he fucked that up too and shot his stomach instead.  He said, "I am very sorry it is taking me so long to die.  The Greater East Asia War was justified and righteous.  I am very sorry for the nation and all the races of the Greater Asiatic powers.  I wait for the righteous judgment of history.  I wished to commit suicide but sometimes that fails.", as they patched him up so he wouldn't miss his date with the rope he had coming.  He did meet his date on Dec. 23, 1948 as a small token of justice for the horrors him and his ilk perpetrated across the globe.  My only regret is that we couldn't execute him more then once for all the horror he caused the planet.

Should have performed seppuku like the rest of your cowardly commanders, you fuck!

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